Mother’s Day Jokes To Share With Your Mom

A mother is the heartbeat of every family. She is a force of Nature; she births, raises, nurtures, supports and loves her kids through thick and thin. She grounds them, brings them together, and subtly (or not so) helps them when life really happens! If there is anyone one can go back to, it is their mother. Even if she is a disciplinarian, she is the close confidant her child needs no matter how old he is. Motherhood, therefore, needs to be celebrated every single day. The occasion of Mother’s Day can serve as a time for those living away from their mothers to connect with them. This Mother’s Day, brighten your mom’s day with some mother’s day jokes and laughter-evoking memories of you with her, and let her know how you feel about her through these funny and cute Mother’s Day puns!

Funny Mother’s Day Jokes

Celebrate Mom with some giggles! These Mother’s Day jokes are full of love, sass, and just the right amount of mom humor.

1. Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Answer : Because his mom was in a jam!

2. What did the digital clock say to its mom?

Answer : “Look, Ma! No hands!”

3. Why don’t moms need bookmarks?

Answer : Because the guilt trip is a story they never forget.

4. What did the child say after their mom cleaned their room?

Answer : “Mom, I was conducting a science experiment in there!”

5. What’s a mom’s favorite type of music?

Answer : Anything without explicit lyrics.

6. Why did Mom go to therapy?

Answer : Because “Mom, Mom, Mom, MOOOM!” finally broke her.

7. What do you call a mom who can’t draw?

Answer : Sketchy.

8. How do moms always know you’re lying?

Answer : They’ve got MOM-radar. It’s built-in.

9. What do you get if you cross a mom and a superhero?

Answer : Nothing—same thing, actually.

10. Why do moms never need GPS?

Answer : Because they’ve already guilt-tripped you into telling the truth.

11. What’s a mom’s favorite exercise?

Answer : Jumping to conclusions!

12. Why do moms always win at poker?

Answer : Because they know when you’re bluffing and when you’re up past bedtime.

Knock Knock Jokes for Mother’s Day

Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little love, a lot of laughs, and the world’s best mom! These Mother’s Day knock-knock jokes are perfect for cards, kids, and anyone who loves some classic door-opening humor.

1. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, Mom! Happy Mother’s Day!

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a hug from your favorite child?

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to say… you’re the best mom ever!

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best mom in the galaxy!

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter give Mom a break today—it’s her special day!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, Mom—it’s just how much we love you!

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, Mom! (And thanks for always taking care of us when we sneezed!)

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco ’bout the best mom in the world—you!

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door, I’ve got a hug for Mom!

10.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce tell you how amazing you are, Mom!

Jokes About Motherhood

These jokes about motherhood keep it real—with love, laughter, and a whole lot of caffeine.

1. I opened my mouth and my mom came out… Motherhood: the ultimate possession story.

2. My house isn’t messy—it’s “lived in by tiny humans who ignore rules and physics.”

3. Motherhood is 90% asking your kids to put their shoes on… and 10% stepping on Legos.

4. I planned to be a cool mom. Then someone peed on the floor—and it wasn’t the dog.

5. Behind every mom is a basket of laundry she meant to fold yesterday. And the day before that.

6. Moms don’t sleep. They just worry with their eyes closed.

7. I used to be cool. Now I argue with people under four feet tall about broccoli.

8. Nothing says “Mother’s Day” like pretending not to clean while secretly cleaning everything.

9. “Mom, mom, mom!”—the original remix with no off switch.

10. A clean house is a sign of a broken Wi-Fi connection.

Mother’s Day Puns

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. Share these puns as text messages or include them in your speech as you raise a toast this Mother’s Day to celebrate your mom!

1. Mom, today we’re at your service. We’ve fetched all the snacks and cha-mom-ile tea your heart desires!

2. Mom, you are the best! I love being your avo-kiddo.

3. Mummy, if I ever missed an opportunity to tell you that I love you and am thankful for you, I promise it was just a mom-entary lapse.

4. Time and again, you prove that you’re a soup-er mom!

5. Sometimes, I still hear your voice in my head telling me to do the right thing. I call it my inner mom-ologue!

6. What do you call the best mother in the world? MaxiMOM!

7. I just wanted to let you know you did a grape job raisin me.

8. When it comes to parental support and love, I really hit the “mother lode” with you.

9. Mother, I’m proud to be y’orchid.

10. Mom, you’re sew amazing!

11. Let’s celebrate this mom-mentous occasion with all the things you love and care about.

12. You’ve taught me some amazing lessons over the years. I just hope I can absorb them all. Is os-mom-sis a thing?

13. Mamma, all my favourite moments are actually mom-ents, because you were in them!

14. Mummy, I want to get the maxi-mom time with you today and every day!

15. Mother’s Day should be more than just a mom-entary celebration. Mom, you deserve to be recognised and appreciated every day!

16. Mom, I doughnut know what I would do without you.

17. You’re a koala-ty mom!

18. Computers are so smart because they listen to their motherboards. Thanks for always giving me the best advice!

19. Happy Mother’s Day to the Lorelai to my Rory. Where you lead, I will follow.

20. Thanks for all the mom-umental work you did to raise me!

21. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who provided me womb and board all those years ago.

22. I will maintain the mom-entum and keep the celebration of you rolling, today and always!

23. Mom, you always have the best ideas. You’re a real mother of invention!

24. Mother, you played a mom-umental role in my life, and for that, I thank you!

25. You must be mom-nicient. Somehow, you always know how I’m feeling and what I’m thinking.

26. Today, we take a mom-ent to celebrate you!

27. You brought me into this world, and look at us now. Pinkies up with my bes-tea!

28. Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for pudding up with me. You’re the best!

29. Happy Mother’s Day to the one who’s responsible for so many of my best memories. I like to call them mom-entos!

30. Hi, mom! We’ve whisked you an egg-cellent Mother’s Day breakfast and planned several mom-ents you will always cherish! In short, we’ve planned for you to have a real mother of Mother’s Day!

Wish your mom a Happy Mother’s Day with these cute Mother’s Day puns. Whether you have a grand celebration or not, they are sure to put a smile on her face, and she will remember your sweet little gesture for years to come!

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