60 Funniest Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock knock jokes provide some good, clean humour, and often encourages kids to start trying to make up their own versions of the same. The best thing about them is that they are all easy to understand, so there are plenty of knock knock jokes for toddlers as well. If you are looking for some great jokes for little kids, then knock knock jokes are the way to go.

60 Best Knock Knock Jokes For Children

Here are some very funny knock knock jokes to tell your kids.

1. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Spell
   Spell who?
   W-H-O
2. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Etch
   Etch who?
   God bless you!
3. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Doris
   Doris who?
   Doris locked! That’s why I’m knocking.
4. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Canoe
   Canoe who?
   Canoe help me with my homework?
5. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Orange
   Orange who?
   Orange you glad there is no school on Sunday?
6. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Olive
   Olive who?
   Olive you
7. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Stopwatch
   Stopwatch who?
   Stopwatch you’re doing and do the macarena.
8. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Abby Bertha
   Abby Bertha who?
   Abby Bertha-day to you!
9. Knock knock.
   Who is there?
   Oakham
   Oakham who?
   Oakham all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant
10. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Rabbit
    Rabbit who?
    Rabbit carefully. It is a present.
11. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Witch
    Witch who?
    Witch one of you is going to give me my Halloween candy?
12. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Snow
    Snow who?
    Snow use. I forgot my keys again.
13. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Gorilla
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla me a cheese sandwich, please.
14. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No thanks, I’ve got walnuts
15. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Honeydew
    Honeydew who?
    Honeydew you love me?
16. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Turnip
    Turnip who?
    Turnip the volume! It’s my favourite song.
17. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    I did up
    I did up who?
    You did a poo?
18. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Watson
    Watson who?
    Watson TV tonight?
19. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Amy
    Amy who?
    Amy ‘fraid I have forgotten.
20. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Ya
    Ya who?
    I’m excited to see you too!
21. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Beehive
    Beehive who?
    Beehive yourself or you will get into trouble.
22. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Candice
    Candice who?
    Candice door be opened for me soon?
23. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Alpaca
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
24. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Goliath
    Goliath who?
    Goliath down, you looketh tired.
25. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel.
26. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Amish
    Amish who?
    Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
27. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Mikey
    Mikey who?
    Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
28. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Ya
    Ya who?
    No, I prefer google.
29. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Cargo
    Cargo who?
    Cargo beep beep, vroom vroom
30. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry.
31. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it is freezing!
32. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Tyrone
    Tyrone who?
    Tyrone shoelaces!
33. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Robin
    Robin who?
    Robin you! Give me all your money.
34. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Figs.
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell. It’s broken.
35. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Anita
    Anita who?
    Anita borrow a pencil.
36. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Wooden shoe
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear one more joke?
37. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Ice cream
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream if you don’t open the door!
38. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Howard
    Howard who?
    Howard I know?
39. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Ken
    Ken who?
    Ken I come in? It is raining outside.
40. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Beets
    Beets who?
    Beets me!
41. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Frostbite
    Frostbite who?
    Frostbite your food, then chew and swallow.
42. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Don Juan
    Don Juan who?
    Don Juan to go to school.
43. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Donut
    Donut who?
    Donut open till Christmas.
44. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Viper
    Viper who?
    Viper nose, it’s running.
45. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Water
    Water who?
    Water you doing?
46. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Rhydon
    Rhydon who?
    You are Rhydon time!
47. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Icon
    Icon who?
    Icon tells more knock-knock jokes than you can.
48. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Radio
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come.
49. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Peas
    Peas who?
    Peas pass the butter.
50. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Frank.
    Frank who?
    Frank you for being my friend!
51. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Europe
    Europe who?
    No, you’re a poo!
52. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Toucan
    Toucan who?
    Toucan play this game
53. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Kiwi
    Kiwi who?
    Kiwi go to the store?
54. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Icy
    Icy who?
    Icy you.
55. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    I love
    I love who?
    You forgot who you love?
56. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Goat
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door and find out.
57. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    A heard
    A heard who?
    A heard you won the race.
58. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Holly
    Holly who?
    Holly-days are here again!
59. Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
60. Will you remember me tomorrow?
    Yes
    Will you remember me next week?
    Yes
    Will you remember me next month?
    Yes
    Will you remember me next year?
    Yes.
    Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    See, you forgot me already!

These kid-friendly knock-knock jokes are sure to make your little ones excited. Try a few of them out. You kids will love them.

Also Read: Jokes To Get Your Kids Cracking On International Joke Day

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