According to Science, ‘More birthdays bring a longer life!’ That was a good one, right? Birthdays are supposed to have presents, flowers, cakes, chocolates, games, and a healthy dose of laughter! Read on to find 35 hilarious happy birthday jokes for children that will make your birthday party a super hit event!
Kid-Friendly Birthday Jokes That Your Children Will Surely Love
Read on to get some safe and kid-friendly 8-year old birthday jokes that your kids would love!
1. Why are the candles always kept on the top of the cake?
Answer: Because it’s difficult to light them from below!
2. What is on the other side of the cake?
Answer: The side that hasn’t been eaten!
3. What goes up always but never comes down?
Answer: Your age!
4. What does every birthday end with?
Answer: The letter Y!
5. Why did Mary put the cake into the freezer?
Answer: Because she wanted to ice it!
6. Which music is bad for the balloons?
7. What do clams do on their birthdays?
Answer: They Shell-e-brate!
8. What did the cake say to the ice-cream?
Answer: You’re cool!
9. What is the favourite cake of ghosts?
10. What did the funny candle say on the birthday?
Answer: Birthdays burn me up!
11. Where do you get the birthday present for a cat?
Answer: In a cat-a-Logue
12. What kind of birthdays do babies have?
Answer: Nappy birthdays!
13. Why did the girl hit the cake with a hammer?
Answer: Because it was a pound cake!
14. What do you surely get on your every birthday?
Answer: A year older!
15. What is served at a birthday party in heaven?
Answer: Angel Food Cake!
16. Which birthday cake is as hard as a rock?
Answer: Chocolate Marble Cake!
17. Which birthday song is sung for a dancer on her birthday?
Answer: Tappy birthday to you!
18. What’s common in cake and baseball teams?
Answer: Both need a good batter!
19. What did the teddy bear say after blowing the candles off?
Answer: I’m stuffed!
20. How do you wish a rabbit on its birthday?
Answer: Hoppy Birthday!
21. What was the age of caveman on his birthday?
Answer: Stone Age!
22. Why did the thieves break into the bakery?
Answer: Because the cakes are rich!
23. Which year is your birthday?
Answer: Every year!
24. What will happen if nobody comes to your birthday?
Answer: You get to eat the cake alone!
25. What was it that the pirate said on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Aye Matey!
We hope that the above list of funny birthday jokes for kids will make them laugh out loud on their special day!