100 Funny Diaper Sayings for Parents That Will Make Their Day

Parents love to spend time with their babies. They are an absolute joy, but when it comes to the most dreaded diaper change, you’ll see many using any excuse to skip the task! While it’s an unpleasant task at any point during the day, it is especially hard waking up in the middle of the night at 3 am to calm down your crying baby and change her so you can go back to get a little more shut-eye. Taking turns to change your little poop machine is mandatory, but it’s not pretty for either of you. You could, however, adopt interesting ways to make the activity fun for each other, such as leaving funny diaper messages. Here’s a list of late-night diaper sayings we have curated for you to get through the task with a smile.

100 Diaper Quotes and Messages That Will Give You a Laughter Dose

The funny quotes about diapers or nappy messages you leave for your partner should be crisp and witty, so the next time it is their turn, they will look forward to what late-night diaper messages they will find. Here are some funny sayings to write on diapers:

1. By reading this message, you agree to change one diaper.
2. Just think… one day it will my turn to change your diaper.
3. Do you think this diaper makes my butt look big?
4. Why don’t you social distance yourself and throw away the diaper?
5. That’s how you bring about a change in the world, one diaper at a time.
6. If you think this diaper makes my butt look big, it is time to change it.
7. Phew! That was a marathon poop session, can’t wait for the next!
8. It looks like you might need a little more sleep, just sayin’.
9. 3 am. Party in my crib, be there. Bring your own diaper.
10. Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. All parents are veterans.
11. I know this isn’t freediving, but how long can you hold your breath?
12. You haven’t seen smelly yet, wait till I start eating solids hahaha.
13. This too shall pass.. (although it kinda already did).
14. Hold on a second, didn’t we just do this five minutes ago?
15. Someday I will sleep quietly through the night and so will you!
16. Are we keeping count? Cause only 4,000 more until I am potty trained.
17. Everybody comes wearing a diaper and leaves wearing one too.
18. Don’t look at me; this one is coming from daddy.
19. Open this and find out the fastest way to clear a room.
20. Huston, we have a problem… It is code brown.
21. When I’m through with this, I’ll set a world record!
22. Roses are red; Violets are Blue. Will this have pee or will this have poo?
23. Radioactive waste, proceed to open and dispose of with extreme caution.
24. That weird new toy you got scared this out of me.
25. I made an oopsie in the diaper.
26. Keep calm, hold your breath, and change this diaper.
27. You are doing great; it will be over soon; hang in there!
28. Dad’s great, mom is amazing, but whoever changes this is the best.
29. My motto in life – as you will soon come to realise: go big or go home.
30. Everything else can wait; this is a top priority!
31. This is not for the faint of heart; open at your own risk!
32. Quit staring; this diaper isn’t gonna change itself.
33. What goes in through the front comes out through the back.
34. I’ve given you an extra load today cause I love you so much.
35. Let’s see how long you can really hold your breath for!
36. Don’t give me that look; you were here once.
37. Get a new one; there’s a lot more where that came from.
38. You can go take a long shower after this, I promise!
39. Warning: contents under pressure. This side towards the bowl.
40. Maybe you should wear a gas mask to diffuse this one.
41. Hello there, I’m trapped inside. Care to set me free?
42. I love you, so I make diaper bombs for you all day.
43. I like all things warm and mushy except this.
44. If you can read, then you put the diaper backward, genius!… Just kidding.
45. Sleep is for the weak; the strong change diapers at 4 am.
46. Do you smell something? I gave you a big present!
47. Bomb’s away in no time at all!
48. Poops, I did it again. I made you believe that this could be pee. oo..ooh. was in some real soup
49. Gas mask, check. Hazmat suit, check. You’re GO to diffuse.
50. Are we gonna do this or will it be 1-800-Grandma?
51. Caution with handle: Smelly materials ahead.
52. Things are bound to come out one way or another.
53. Don’t forget the nose plugs, please!
54. Do we smell anything funny?
55. Roses are red, violets are blue. Will this diaper have pee or poo poo?
56. Nothing is more pleasurable than a fresh diaper. Hurry up! 
57. I’m a changed person!
58. Bet, you wer looking forward to this!
59. Are you sure you folded that right
60. Smile! It’s 3 am.
61. Hello! Hello! This one’s for you.
62. Honey, I shrunk the diaper space!
63. Swipe up!
64. Delivery ahead!
65. Hey, you forgot the takeout!
66. Are you sure, it is the right colour?
67. Maybe it’s #3
68. This stuff needs extra hands!
69. Hint: It’s something brown.
70. Just when you thought you could have a nice sleep!
71. It’s okay. We all poop.
72. Real babies do it in their diapers!
73. Do you smell anything?
74. To pee or not to pee. 
75. This one’s for Mommy!
76. This one’s for Daddy!
77. How you doin?
78. Keep calm and change the diaper!
79. Hey, don’t look at me like that! You are the one who fed me.
80. New excuse? Get a diaper!
81. Nah! I didn’t call your for diaper change. I called you coz I love you!
82. Aren’t you the sweetest Daddy!
83. You need a shower after this; trust me!
84. Hey, something’s not feeling right.
85. Care to change a diaper?
86. Penny for a diaper change?
87. How ’bout you change it now and I change it tomorrow?
88. It’s just Karma!
89. Best of luck!
90. Be prepared!
91. Don’t worry. I’ll be with you every step of the way!
92. Incoming!
93. Hurry up! This one could burst anytime.
94. Made with love.
95. Ohh, no. There’s an incident; call the poo-lice.
96. Poo! Poo! Poo!
97. Thank you so much. I feel much better now.
98. Are you sure you stuck that right?
99. We don’t want any blasts, do we?
100. Look at your own risk!

FAQs

1. How can you change a baby’s diaper at night without any fuss?

First of all, parents need to accept the fact babies can poop any time of the day. The earlier you accept the fact and the situation, the easier it will be. Secondly, keep all the diaper supplies in one place, so if you have to wake up in the middle of the night for diaper duty, you can easily change it without any fuss. Also, feed the baby and burp them well before tucking for the night and do not overfeed or underfeed them for fear of late-night poops.

2. What are some essential things to keep in mind while changing a baby’s diaper?

When changing your buttercup’s diaper at any time of the day, here are some important things to keep in mind:

1. Prioritize finding a safe and spacious spot for the diaper change.
2. Gather all necessary items beforehand to streamline the process.
3. Follow the correct rules of wiping.
4. Employ distractions to keep your little one occupied, as babies can be restless during diaper changes.
5. Always remember to wash both your hands and your baby’s hands after completing the diaper change.

Changing diapers is seldom a pleasant experience, especially when you have to wake up in the middle of the night. A funny quote at this stage can go a long way to help you or your partner get through it with a smile, or it might even cheer you up. These one-liners are also excellent baby shower diaper messages when you attend one and need some ideas on the funniest line you can drop on the diaper.

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